Waaaagh!

From the Everett Washington Herald...

Witnesses told police the man was northbound on Wenatchee Avenue and drifted into a southbound lane for less than a block. Oncoming traffic stopped and waited for the man to pass, Smith said.
He then totaled his car on a light pole, Smith said.
When police asked the man what caused the accident, his one-word answer was "pterodactyl," Smith said.

A breathalyzer test showed "a minimal amount of alcohol," said Wenatchee police Sgt. Cherie Smith. I wonder if State Farm will cover it - or are prehistoric reptiles like flood water in a hurricane...