Monday, January 14, 2008

Breaking News from the Brit/K-Fed custody hearing on CNN

11:32 a.m PT:

On her way back into the courtroom, Anne Kiley, an attorney from the Spears camp, said she had "no comment" when asked if she knew if Britney is going to show up.

Members of the media out here are now commenting how nice Anne Kiley's shoes are.
America deserves Huckabee.

6 comments:

Karmadrome said...

Update!!!!

http://perezhilton.com/2008-01-14-britneys-on-her-way

GreatGoblin said...

UPDATE: It's 2:00 PM PT and Britney is eating lunch at the Gaucho Grill on Ventura Blvd. A girl gets hungry!

robyncz said...

Okay, Sean. It's time to turn off CNN and walk away from your television set.

What the hell has happened to "the news" in this country?

GreatGoblin said...

well hell - what do you want them to report, that we'll be in Iraq till 2018? I mean jeez - that doesn't sell ad space - it just makes people depressed at the prospect of another several trillion dollars down the KBR toilet. In the mean time - we can ALL laugh at Britney, and poke sticks at her for free on first tuesdays...

robyncz said...

Well, if it were up to me, the news would come on for an hour at the end of the day and report actual, relevant news. The rest of the broadcast day would be dedicated to reruns of Law and Order, Bewitched, and Beverly Hills 90210. But perhaps that's why I'm not a tv executive.

Hard to say.

GreatGoblin said...

no... that's no good...

The most trusted national TV news organizations, for accurate reporting, in declining order included: Fox News (27.0%), CNN (14.6%), and NBC News (10.90%). These were followed by ABC News (7.0%), local news (6.9%), CBS News (6.8%) MSNBC (4.0%), PBS News (3.0%), CNBC (0.6%) and CBN (0.5%).

Relevant news is no good... instead, we need more stripper stories (fair and balanced stripper stories that is)