Waaaagh!

A cunning plan...

Say you took a gallon of wastewater from washing out a chickencoop (pretty well guaranteed to be laden with salmonella) and sprayed it onto a valuable vegetable crop near the time of harvest - tomatoes would've been a good one - something used cold (onions, lettuce, etc) - and then went to etrade and lined up every cent you had on chicago tomato price futures leveraged at a 16:1 margin (like the hedgefunds do)...

or to put it in phrasing /b/ can understand

1) Collect chickenshit.
2) Spread on plants people want.
3) Bet big on supply shortage.
4) Profit11!!1

i swear, this game is so easy... why the fuck does anyone work for a living...