Typical

“And that’s where we agreed to list our national actions and commitments, to provide information on the implementation on these actions through national communications, with international consultations and analysis under clearly defined guidelines. We agreed to set a mitigation target to limit warming to no more than 2 degree Celsius, and importantly to take action to meet this objective consistent with science.”

Right.

Even after everyone saw the leaked UN report saying 'this is going to be 3c not 2c'. Pretty obvious someone wrote his speech beforehand - and he just called a meeting with some folks, agreed to announce a NON-BINDING agreement with 4 other countries, leaving everyone else out of the conversation, and took a big ole wizz all over everyone else. This is nothing less than a humiliating embarrassment for the president - and I hope the rest of the world understands that not only did he fail to commit to anything, but he will deliver absolutely NOTHING of what he suggested he might. NOTHING. He has neither the intention nor the power nor the leadership nor the courage to do so.

Of course - the leaked UN report is probably just junk science... afterall, Climate Interactive, using an MIT software model, is sporting a model spewing +3.9 degrees and a co2 concentration of 770 ppm by 2100.

Hey world - welcome to our nightmare. A president who doesn't care about real substantive progress - but loves to slap his name onto longwinded speeches about progress and making the world better - and call things 'healthcare reform' or 'agreements to combat global warming' when they're nothing of the sort.

He's a jackass, a worthless corporatist windbag that deserves scorn, ridicule, and no end to mocking. If the man came to my house to shake my hand i'd kick him in the balls and tell him where to find a goat and what he should do to it.

But for all that you have to put up with our asshattery as a nation - and for that I once again apologize - at least some of you have health care.