Monday, July 16, 2007

Diaper Dave Apologizes

So Diaper Dave, the esteemed senator from Louisiana, has said he's sorry he got caught having sex with a prostitute. And now that he's said he's sorry - he wants to move on - get on with the business of representing the values of the good god-fearing republicans that elected him. According to him "I'm not going to answer endless questions about it all over again and again and again and again" - ok - how about answering some endless questions once, maybe twice.
In the mean time he wants to get back to work... seeing to the erection of fences on our borders... making sure I-49 gets laid promptly and efficiently... and improving Louisiana's problems with mother nature's overly exuberant discharges.
The beautiful bit though? Wendy...
"I stand before you to tell you very proudly, I am proud to be Wendy Vitter."

When you proudly proclaim your pride...

Proverbs 6:16 - These six things doth JHVH hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
17 - A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
18 - An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
19 - A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Lake of Fire? Why yes... i believe they'll take a window and an aisle if they're available...

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