Waaaagh!

I'd like to go into a bank and get a loan...
and for collateral - i'd like to use an old dr pepper bottle, some duct tape, half a security alarm control, and a guitar pick. Under the new rules set by the SEC yesterday - I value said property at $1,000,000,000,000.... so i'd like all the money you have, in small bills please... i'm going to be converting it into something REAL like gold soon enough.

Want to know why we're in this mess? That's why.

Fuck these people. Maybe the only answer really is to nationalize the banks.